Why would Apple name their new product iPad??? Maybe their marketing department or branding agency is all comprised of men? How could they not have anticipated all the feminine protection jokes that are now all over the web? The iPad is ultra thin - does it come with wings? Here's a great iPad Spoof. How about the next generation that you can swim with, the iTampon? Mac's iPad = Max-I-Pad. No, not subtle at all.
Anyway, the iPad is just a giant iTouch - not a revolutionary product. What a disappointment. The best is this: I have an iPad mini. It even has a phone and a camera.